Brain Stew

So for awhile now I've been thinking about the state California. I mean seriously we don't ever stop to see this or we do but we just shrug it off,  BUT California controls the world. The US isn't a strong nation of one it's just one manipulative state. Yes it can be argued that Hollywood is really to blame. I say that is just too simple of an explanation. Sure Hollywood is the brain of it all but it is still in California. I mean come on the whole state elected a movie star who till this day I doubt anyone can understand what it is he is actually saying, as their governor. And NO it isn't like Regan you disbelieving buffoons. Regan was an exception to many rules. There is something to be said about both of them being Republican BUT that is a  a topic for a different day. So as I've been pondering this and yes I have nothing better to do; deal with it. I was watching Chelsea Latley, and on a side note I love Chelsea Handler, she is the best entertainer I have seen in awhile and she loves Vodka. Someday I hope to grow up just like her. Ok anyway back to what I was saying, Chelsea mentioned that Florida is a crazy state filled with crazy people. While Florida is a crazy state filled with crazy people, we should not by any means be looked down upon by California. California who feels that people should only be judged by how skinny they are in proportion to their heads and who forces us to the horror that is reality TV. They have given us plagues like Speidi and ugly trends which people follow. So yes most of it is our fault for allowing it. Not much can be done anyway. My only beef is leave Florida alone. We are the cooler of the year round warm states. Yes we can't decide which president we voted for, and yes we are probably the sole reason we all got stuck with Bush for eight years (republicans rejoice.. yuck) we have really bad drivers, and people are going to be rude to you every where you go. But we don't want you here so if you have a problem with us just don't visit. We promise we won't ever try to make stew out of your brain by forcing you to watch us constantly, and if you do still visit,  here are some cool things to know. We are the only state you have to head north to head south, and we have alligators. Plus head to south Florida and you are pretty much in a different country with out the hassle of a passport mmhmm.Take that Cali take that.